Coming soon
The Merch Prophecy
Buffadamus foresaw merch. He did not foresee how to make it. Nothing is for sale yet. Join the list and you will hear first.
Opens your email app. One email when merch launches. No spam, unless you count prophecy.
Hotdog Index Tee
"Stock market up 1%. That's 1% more hotdogs." Front and back.
"I Foresaw This" Mug
For mornings when the market opens red and you knew it all along. You did not.
The Ruff
A tasteful lace neck ruff for earnings calls. Starching not included. Neither is a handmaiden.
Dip Frog Sticker Pack
Frog, hotdog, butterfly, ice cream and heart. The full prophecy, in vinyl.
Prophecy Scroll Print
The original quatrain on parchment-style paper. Frame it. Regret it later.
Velvet Cap
The official headwear of being confidently wrong since 1555.