BUFFADAMUS
Half Nostradamus · Half Warren Buffett
Omaha, Francé 1555
I predict the market's biggest dips🐸
Then buy crypto based on🌭doggie tips.
Half Nostradamus🦋half Warren Buffett,
I see the future🍦then completely muff it
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The only indicator that matters
The Hotdog Index
Forget the S&P. Forget the Fed. Every market day, Buffadamus converts the stock market into the one unit everyone understands.
Market up 4%? That's 4% more hotdogs.
Market down 10%? That's 10% less hotdogs.
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